DEDICATED TO 
LADY ASTOR 
  
  
          “Mort aux vaches!” 
                              Fénélon. 
  
  
          “Merde pour les Boches!” 
                              Bossuet. 
  
  
          “Il faut épater le bourgeois.” 
                              Pascal. 
  
  
          “He only does it to annoy, 
           Because he knows it teases— 
           With his wow-wow-wow.” 
                              Rev. C. L. Dodgson.