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Taking of sunburn, there was once --- improbable as it may appear --- a Dr. Bowles, of Folkestone, 
interested in the subject. He arranged with Morris Travers to carry out a research on the actinic 
value of the solar rays on glaciers. Travers and I and his brother went to live in a hut on a glacier 
somewhere above Bel Alp, where Travers was to carry out some experiments. One day there arrived 
Bowles and a number of voluntary victims, each member of the party having his face painted with 
grease paint of divers colours, the right half vermilion and the left sky-blue, or the left bright green 
and the right orange, and so on. I record, with regret, that I, who had refused to abdicate the 
dignity of humanity to this extent, was the only person in the party who was not badly burnt. The 
sun showed no respect to persons in the matter of their camouflage. My freedom was due to the 
fact that I had spent most of my life in the open air and gradually acquired immunity. It sometimes 
strikes me that the whole of science is a piece of impudence: that nature can afford to ignore our 
impertinent interference. If our monkey mischief should ever reach the point of blowing up the 
earth by decomposing an atom, and even annihilate the sun himself, I cannot really suppose that 
the universe would turn a hair. If we are ever to do anything, it can only be by the manipulation of 
those spiritual forces which lie behind the consciousness of which the universe of matter is but a 
symbolic phantasm. 
The second of these exploits --- the Vuibez Séracs -- constituted one of the most interesting ice 
climbs that I had ever done. They had not been climbed for a generation, when the glacier was in a 
very different condition, and were reputed impossible. Jean MaŒtre, who was supposed to be the 
best guide in the valley, with other strong guides and some distinguished members of the Alpine 
Club, decided to attempt it. They returned with a wonderful story of desperate adventure. They 
had been stopped, they said, by the final obstacle, an overhanging ice wall guarded by a wide 
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us. We set out the following morning, reaching the obstacle without any difficulty, which gave us a 
poor idea of the capacity of the mighty men of valour. But we could not be surprised at their failure 
to negotiate the obstacle. We found ourselves standing on a knife-edge separated from the 
overhanging wall by a crevasse so broad that we could only just reach it with our axes. Travers held 
me on the rope while I leant across and cut a ledge in the wall which could be used for his hands. 
Having anchored him to his brother lower down, I lowered him cautiously so that he was able to 
lean across with his hands on the ledge, thus forming a bridge. I then climbed, in my crampons, on 
to his shoulders and stood there for forty minutes while I cut hand and foot holds in the overhanging 
ice. Trusting myself to these, Travers was hastily pulled back to the vertical by his brother. In this 
position he was able to support my weight on his uplifted axe-head sufficiently to allow me to use 
one hand. In this way I cut fresh hand holds in the overhanging wall and ultimately pulled myself 
over the edge. There was still some step-cutting to be done before I got to a sufficiently good place 
to pull up the others. I have never seen the performance of Travers equalled on any occasion. 
Hastings himself could hardly have been more strong, steady and enduring, to say nothing of the 
qualities required to allow a man to stand on his head and shoulders with sharp spikes! 
We now found that so far from this obstacle being the last, it was the first! I take a good deal of 
credit to myself for finding the way to the top through the tangled pinnacles of ice. I began to be 
not a little alarmed; the s‚racs stretched line after line above us. There was no way of getting out 
of them and at any moment the sun might strike the glacier and overthrow their pride and our 
temerity. We climbed with desperate haste and managed to reach the snow-covered glacier above 
them just in time. As it happened, a party had gone out from the hotel after breakfast with the idea 
of watching us from the opposite slopes and they told us next evening that our tracks had been 
obliterated in a dozen places by falling ice. 
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