WHY JESUS WEPT 
71 
 
 
 
SCENE XIII 
 
 
The Meeting-House of the Brethren Gathered Together To The Name 
Of The Lord Jesus, sub-section Anti-Ravenite of the Exclusive section.  
They are of course Anti-Stewart, and sound on the Ramsgate Question, 
while observing an armed neutrality in the matter of Mr. Kelly’s actionI.  
In the midst a table with a loaf and a bottle :  also, by their own account, 
Jesus Christ.  Forms, varnished yellow, around it, them, and (I suppose) 
Him.  On one of them is a blackboard with the notice in white paint :  
“ Those not in fellowship please sit behind this board.”  Accepting this dread 
limitation are several miserable, well-dressed children with active minds, 
who, finding nothing to interest them in the proceedings, are pointing out 
to each other the obscene passages in the Bible ; or, this failing from insuffi-
cient acquaintance with the sacred volume, are engaged in the Sisyphean 
task of getting rid of the form in front by deglutition.  There is also an 
anaemic and pimply youth with a sporadic beardlet and a dirty face — if it 
is a face — who is vastly interested :  one would say an habitual reader of the 
‘ Daily Mail ’ watching nobility at lunch. 
In front of the board, around the table, are several dear old ladies and 
gentlemen, a beautiful, overdressed, languid woman, some oilily lousy, lop-
eared, leprous, lack-brained, utterly loathsome tradespeople who gurgle and 
grin, and a sprinkling of horny-handed sons of toil, very shiny. 
Above, with an olive-branch in one hand and a copy of the ‘ Daily News ’ 
in the other, floats Mr. G. K. Chesterton in the position Padmasana, singing 
‘ Beneath the Cross of Jesus ’ with one voice, and attempting ‘ God save 
the Queen ! ’ with the other in a fashion calculated to turn any marine, if 
but he be filled with honourable ambition to excel in the traditional exploits 
of his corps, green with envy. 
 
I. Themselves must be consulted for elucidation of these historic controversies.  
Outsiders, who merely noticed the horripilation of the Universe, but saw no obvious 
reason, have the key in their hands, and may pursue the research on these lines.  
Geological papers please copy.