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SIR HERPES Z. 
 
What ?  And he a Highlander ? 
 
SIR GRABSON J. 
 
It seems that was a mere disguise ; his true name was 
Johann Schmidt. 
 
SIR HERPES Z. 
 
So ?  Why the deception ? 
 
SIR GRABSON J. 
 
A Jesuit, no doubt !  But about Lady Percivale now ? 
 
SIR HERPES Z. 
 
Better and better.  Old Farmer Tyson, luckily enough, 
as it turned out, insisted on examination; and no less than 
twenty-three skilled surgeons — all men of note ! — declared 
her to be virgo intacta. 
 
SIR GRABSON J. 
 
Eh ?  What ? 
 
SIR HERPES Z. 
 
You see, Englishmen — ah ! 
 
SIR GRABSON J. 
 
Er—ah ? 
 
SIR HERPES Z. 
 
Ah !