THE EQUINOX
peal of unextinguishable laughter, but begged to know what
was its cause, that he might laugh too. I could only cry out
that my right leg was a tin case filled with stair-rods, and as
I limped along, keeping that member perfectly rigid, both
from fear of cracking the metal and the difficulty of bending
it, I heard the rattle of the brazen contents shaken from side
to side with feelings of the most supreme absurdity possible
to the human soul. Presently the leg was restored to its
former state, but in the interim its mate had grown to a size
which would have made it a very respectable trotter for Brian
Boru or one of the Titans. Elevated some few hundred feet
into the firmament, I was compelled to hop upon my giant
pedestal in a way very ungraceful in a world where two legs
were the fashion, and eminently disagreeable to the slighted
member, which sought in vain to reach the earth with struggles
amusing from their very insignificance. This ludicrous
affliction being gradually removed, I went on my way quietly
until we again began to be surrounded by the houses of the
town.
And now that unutterable thirst which characterises
hasheesh came upon me. I could have lain me down and
lapped dew from the grass. I must drink, wheresoever, how-
soever. We soon reached home—soon, because it was not
five squares off from where we sat down, yet ages, from the
thirst which consumed me and the expansion of time in which
I lived. I came into the house as one would approach a
fountain in the desert, with a wild bound of exultation, and
gazed with miserly eyes at the draught which my friend poured
out for me until the glass was brimming. I clutched it—I
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