THE SAILOR ASHORE 
 
 
Give me a succulent twat ! 
Arsehole I’m weary of, straight ! 
Captain and bosun and mate, 
Christ !  I’m fair sick of the lot. 
 
Slime, and shit in the slot ! 
What, would you make a bloke wait ? 
Give me a succulent twat ! 
Arsehole I’m weary of, straight ! 
 
Girls, are you pissing, or what ? 
I’m in a hell of a state ! 
Better than never is late ! 
Here is some spunk for you, hot. 
Give me a succulent twat ! 
 
 
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