SONG 
 
 
Buggered by a black man, 
Buggered by a Jew, 
Buggered by a gentleman 
In navy blue. 
 
The first costs a dollar, 
The second costs a quid, 
The third costs you nothing, 
But you have to keep the kid. 
 
One kid’s all right. 
Twins is a fraud, 
Triplets split yer arse, 
Yer bet yer bloody Gawd ! 
 
One Gawd’s Deism ; 
Two’s Manichee ; 
We’re bloody Prodestunts, 
We run three. 
 
Some’s ’appy Cawthlics : 
Cuckolds an’ ’ores 
They like :  in consikence 
Five they adores. 
 
All little buggers 
What’s gawt any sense 
’Itches on a dildo, 
And damns the expense. 
 
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