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di IN RESIDENCE: * ’, THE DON’S GUIDE TO CAMBRIDGE * aA « ALEISTER CROWLEY Es CAMBRIDGE RET, *
IN RESIDENCE: THE DON’S GUIDE CAMBRIDGE ALEISTER CROWLEY SOMETIME TUTOR ELIJAH JOHNSON CAMBRIDGE 1904 1 So-called because the Colleg interests were. safe (Lae, existence.
IN RESIDENCE: THE DON’S GUIDE TO CAMBRIDGE
IN RESIDENCE: THE DON’S GUIDE TO CAMBRIDGE CONTENTS ARTISTE’S FOREWORD . BALLADE OF BAD VERSES BALLADES Ballade of Tripos Fever . Ballade of Bowling Ballade of Bicycling Ballade of Whist. Ballade of New Cniticism . Ballade of the Tyranny of a Commercial Empire Ballade of Ursa and Ursula Ballade of the May Term Ballade of Summer Joys. Ballade of the Mutability of Human Affairs Ballade of Guideless Climbing . Ballade of the Backs Ballade of Cambridge Papers Ballade of the New Humour Ballade of the One-Eyed Tout . Ballade of Lawn Tennis . Ballade …
…HIS VOLUME TO IVOR GORDON BACK WHO SO WORTHILY CARRIED ON THE TRADITIONS OF HIGH THINKING AND NOBLE LIVING INAUGURATED BY MYSELF WHEN AT CAMBRIDGE BUT I AM TOO LAZY TO WRITE AN ODE TO HIM
28 BALLADE OF CAMBRIDGE PAPERS Of Pedantry on which is spread No butter of Good Style undue; Before one’s eyes the types unread Dance until everything is blue. ENVOI Prince, of three bads who wants the best ? Off, Granta, Cantab, and Review! Stick to the “ Mag” and let the rest Dance until everything is blue!
BALLADE OF CAMBRIDGE PAPERS! THE Cantab “to the interest ‘Of undergraduates ” is wed, Gimbles and gyres as one possessed On how the ’Varsity is bled. It paints with unassuming red The hebdomary interview With ladies who on legs and head Dance until everything is blue! The Granta with a throbbing breast Watches, with eager passion fed, The track, the field, the statesman’s nest,” The wicket and the river bed. The evildoer comes to dread Its scathing scorn, its charges true. It makes the heart as dull as lead Dance until everything is blue. The r…
A BALLADE OF FAREWELL Now the May term is gone at last. In merriment its days have sped ; Now our brief sojourning is past, And Cambridge days for us are dead. The springtime of our youth is fled, And Summer comes too fierce and dry. With pale cheek and averted head The time is come to say Good-bye. On Life’s rough road we travel fast ; Some to be great, and some to wed. We are small men, the world is vast ; With our desires God is not fed. Some wield gold swords, or steel, or lead ; Some lose good heart, lay weapons by. Each lies in his own se…
…th ways! Vain be the struggle of party clique! } The ground is iron, the wicket is crumb, 1 In 1896-99, the author was excluded from the Cambridge Eleven, owing to the machinations of his relentless and Machiavellian persecutors. Owing to this disgraceful jobbery, the Oxford team were in no case dismissed without scoring. 5
…her face makes him faint and fall into the water. But Oxford getting fortunately shorter they could not quite recover the lost yard, and Cambridge consequently wins a hard-fought contest by two inches and a half; at which the people who had backed them laugh, and Bow gets his commission in the guards. Our authoress, who reels off yards and yards of fine romance, is far too serious to make the pun to her so obvious about his being still a Beau, undér the impression that we all pronounce the worthy who occupies the foremost thwart as if he were a…
…y would score the race, how Oxford drew away at Chiswick Eyot amid a most extraordinary spate of pocket-handkerchiefs waved wildly ; how Cambridge crept up with wave-dividing prow with even louder cheers; my sex forbids I should describe how seven’s stretcher skids; but, generously giving up his briar, Bow (who sits next him) with unwonted fire holds it in place with his divine white ivories; how stroke increased to 50, which is high—very! Six (who’s a villain) sees upon a E 63