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[119] LIMERICKS ADVENT God is coming in the air ; Marys cunt is on his face. With her hands she frigs apace ; All the angels stand and stare. Jesus sniggers Ah, mon père ! Cherubs whisper See them race ! God is coming in the air ; Marys cunt is on his face. Now the Ghost is in despair. Did he pity Josephs case ? Now a perfume fills the place, And the heavenly host declare God is coming in the air.
1904 · PDF PAGE 92
…se onight. His only sorrow that a measure Was placed unto his might. He prayed let not his words escape us ! Unto Priapus. Thou God whom constantly I serve (As constantly as any can) Endow me with more strenuous nerve, Make me a mightier man ! Increase my powers of ejection ! Grant me more erection ! The god took heed unto his prayer A faithful servant deserves pay Yet, pondering, fingers run through hair, He curtly answered Nay His suppliant, wrathful, then departed Half broken-hearted. But Mercury had chanced to listen Whil…
1904 · PDF PAGE 111
…ughty-if-you-could Show of dirty words from drabs Picked up east of Leicester Square. Yes ! The Ocean hath its crabs. (Otherwise ? Bah ! God knows where.) Climb the Matterhorn with porters To pretend you need no guide ! You O God ! seduce the daughters That smile smugly at your side. You the debauchee of Zermatt ! ! You ! Who cannot see a snub. Skin-thick ! Skull-thick ! παχυs δεqματοs Off, Lilith ! Theres the rub. Teach your engineers to bore ! (There your teaching none should lack.) Medicines rotten to the core. Slap the doctor on t…
1904 · PDF PAGE 135
CHORUS And shell work, work, work ! Shell give a nod And say My God ! With a simper and a smirk. Shell titillate your testes till with senses in a whirl You plunge your pennies in the slot of the Auto- matic Girl. [137]
1904 · PDF PAGE 91
… old snake-skin dropped and Satan stood in his own shape, a radiant spirit. You bit me, said Adam, embarrassed. For your own good ! God doomed you to death. My bite has filled your blood with a poison that will take away Deaths terrors, that will make him welcome even ! What is this poison called ? said Eve. And Satan replied Syphilis ! As he went away he laughed. God did not like to hear him. [91]
1904 · PDF PAGE 123
…About the Ghost who gaily goes (The priests say) to put you in a pod. Your Jesus would not have a nose ! Your cunt would pox the eternal God, Rose !
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…es into the randiest positions you know ; you may cuddle my crimson chitterling till it chirps, soars and spurts into the blue Heaven of God : but I will N O T corrupt your morals with those degrading and sin- ful songs. I will never transcribe a word or a sylla- ble that the most modest woman need blush to hear : I will never be a party to the ruin of one in- nocent child-soul. Cunts ! I protect you ! Nugs ! avaunt ! Come not near the pure girls and women for whom I write this book, the decent sayings of a godly light of the Church. So let us …
1904 · PDF PAGE 87
[87] wretch ! To tell me about travail and labour and that rubbish-besides, a really nice God would keep his smoking-room jokes to himself another time. And the brute never made love either. Ill be even with him one day. I do wish this hole wouldnt itch. Rubbings no good-oh ! Its better when I rub hard. There ! Its started again now Ive left off. Ill rub harder this time. Ah ! Adam ! Adam ! Ha ! I thought I was with Adam Oh, how lovely ! And she gave a delicious little sigh. Pardon this intrusion, Duchess, pray said a new voice…
1904 · PDF PAGE 81
… lovers hand, raised it to his lips, bit it hard with sudden mad desire and whispered, in a voice shuddering with un-satiated lust Ah God ! Ah God ! I love you now ! He slipped through the door and left Andrew Clayton to sweet memories and disquieting thought of the future. For Monty Le W... had never given him his love before. Monty was a dark, languid-eyed boy with jetty hair ; there was about him the indefinable air that sexual per- verts recognize so quickly, a closer union than ma- sonry can boast. In fact, he had not been on board H.…
1904 · PDF PAGE 86
…he was so fond of in the old days. She was rude enough to both of us yesterday though-so are all the beasts since we ate that apple Lord God made all the fuss about. The serpents as much a gentleman as ever, of course. He was at the same public school as Lord God, he says. Im sure hes got better manners, though ! The old [86]
1904 · PDF PAGE 13
…or of fear) in his noblest artistic attire, as the foolish king in the bassara of the Maenads ! How often have I seen Dionysus or some god discover the cheat and give him over to those high-priests of dialectic, D . . . and L . . . , to be stripped and ravaged amid the gleeful shrieks of the wit-intoxicated crowd ! But once the victim was upon the altar, once he rose from his chair, then what a silence fell ! Frozen with the icy contempt of the assembly, the wretch would slink down the room with a scared grin on his face, and not until he h…
1904 · PDF PAGE 112
Damn the spirit ! Damn the letter ! Would to God I had your throat Blackening in my fists ! You humbug ! Grovel, or Ill smash your head. Legacy ? Youll leave me some bug (Wont you, foetus ?) When youre dead. Ugh ! I hate to prate as much as (Magpie, marker !) I hate you. Let me once get such a clutch as (Rhymes thats one and one thats two !) David got on Jacob was it ? Muddleheaded, eh ? Perhaps Ive no cellular deposit In my mind like Cambridge chaps. Swine and snob ! I hate your snotty Snarls to heel, you mongrel ! Steeth ! On…
1904 · PDF PAGE 129
…h central goal Wherein some sucking devil squats Now surely as ever ! Broke the bowl. Loosed the old cord yet hope unblots The record. God may fuck her soul When Celia rots. [131]
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… colder, And shit on brows or shoulder Slides sideways now, and smoulder The lusts too sweet for words. This one thing once worth poking God gave (alas ! in joking) The cunt that needs no stoking. The prick that always stands Were mate most fit to find her (Were any luck) to grind her, And then slip in behind her While frigging fast with hands. Ah ! one cunt worth the tickling, One stream of spunk worth trickling ! Ah sweet ! one prick worth pickling [99]
1904 · PDF PAGE 95
… it far !) The best of blessings is divine contentment, (Shakespeare again) and in particular (Seek not to exceed in matters of virility God-given ability !) [95]
1904 · PDF PAGE 122
… Bowles to the heavenly goals But we asked at the end of the tunnel : Is this No. Seven ? Or can it be heaven ? He said : I am God and not Stannl. We begged the Lords pardon walked round in his garden : This bower dont smell nice ; Ill destroy it. The mistakes on Thy part ! Its only my fart ! I hope J. and the Ghost will enjoy it. [124]
1904 · PDF PAGE 127
…love ! My mouth the po. When Celia pisses. The silky stream is hot : it hisses Between the farts that mumble slow Out of the sticky bum. God misses A lot of fun. He doth not know How urine lubricateth kisses. My cock doth stand : my spunk doth flow When Celia pisses. V When Celia tucks, my giant tool Goes in and out with mighty clucks : My works cut out, sir, as a rule When Celia fucks. Worn by prolonged attempts on ducks, Weary of goats and boys, I school With rods the unwilling slave : it plucks [129]
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…g or a man to suck you saves labour of any sort and time. But I want you to swim in a perfect ocean of fuck as you read and please God if we ever meet what ho ! Ive a belly-full of boiling emo- tion-emulsion to shoot up your Two-penny-tube, your Penny-Pipe, or into your mouth, or to splash all over your bubbies, your dear fat butter-pats, your rosy-buttoned titties, or wherever you like. And when I cant spunk any more, Ill suck you off till your back aches and your eyes are blue all round, and your gallimaufry is as sore as my gully-…
1904 · PDF PAGE 85
…d to be no end to the variety of entrees which had as a basis oysters. Katie Ambrose grew in wisdom and stature and in favour with god and man. [85]
1904 · PDF PAGE 73
…est buggered me in turn. Not until night fell did I desist from the de- lightful sport, when my father exclaimed with a huge guffaw : By Gods bollocks, Galahad, but there is nobody to cook the dinner ! But my sister was as clever as she was beauti- ful and good. The overseers gathered a fire of sticks, and she soon had some capital nigger meat broiling. For soup she gave us some stallion jelly from her chocked-up cuckoos nest ; for fish the scrapings of the old negresses diddly-pouts made an excellent kedgeree : for entrée she did up a lot o…